Saturday, October 14, 2006

Cat Talk

Here are just a few things I think my cat would say to me if he could speak the English language for a day:
  1. Stop referring to me as "your little boy!" I am a friggin' cat and I sure as hell hope you never attempted to cross breed.
  2. Any chance I could get a piece of that steak - these vittles are getting old?
  3. Could we watch something a little less faggy on TV?
  4. Of course my breath smells like shit, I wipe my ass with my tongue.
  5. What did you think, cat's don't fart?
  6. Hey asshole, you might want to get the press here quick, you own a talking cat.

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