Friday, October 20, 2006

Tutorial Post: How to Line Up at Dunkin Donuts

My fellow patron of Dunkin Donuts, in particular, the one on Franklin Street in Framingham. I mean no disrespect to your culture or the planet in which you were born, however, now that we inhabit the earth together and grab our morning coffee at the same establishment, I think it's time someone taught you how to properly line up at the counter.

Since we clearly differ in levels of intelligence and perhaps languages spoken, I've prepared a diagram hoping that it would be an effective means of communication. The following diagram illustrates the proper and improper (the way you curently do it) methods and I hope that you will study the picture and practice at home before Monday.

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