Thursday, November 02, 2006

Reach Around Sue

In honor of my 500th post, and a promise I made in an earlier post, what follows are the results of a moment of creativity brought on by a delicious meatball sub at Papa Gino's this afternoon.

"Reach Around” Sue

Parody of Runaraound Sue as originally perfomed by Dion; a #1 top 40 hit in 1961 (now, just a mockery).

Here's my story sad but true
It's about a girl that I once knew
She likes to go for the reach around
With every other guy in town

I should have known it from the very start
This girl will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen people what I'm telling you
I wish I got one from “Reach Around” Sue

The thought of her pressed against my back
Reachin’ round while nestled in my crack
So if you don’t wanna cry like I do
Go and get one from “Reach Around” Sue

Ohhhh, the thought of her grabbing mine from behind
It just drives me out of my mind
Ah, she likes to reach around, yeah
She'll love you but she'll put you down
People let me put you wise
Sue reaches ‘round with all the other guys

Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows
She reaches ‘round better than she blows
Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say
Keep away from “Reach Around” Sue

2 comments:

Egan said...

I feel naughty for reading this. Oh, the reacharound is back.

Chris said...

Imagine how I feel for writing it - especially over a meatball sub!