Chris, I care that you're battling laringitis!
To pick you up, I have a few little things that just might help.
- Put off the diet until you are feeling 100%
- Keep the double stuffs (oreos)
- Be grateful that you are NOT in Vrindaban, India
- Be grateful that you (or anyone related to you) will NEVER be in Vrindaban
- Be grateful that you are not in Bagdad getting shot at
- Be grateful that you didn't get mauled by a mtn lion in California while hiking with your wife
- Be grateful that Donald Trump didn't just send you to rehab to get cleaned up
- Be grateful that you're not running for President of the United States and eating at every diner in New Hampshire
- Be grateful that you can afford the $2.91 for a gallon of milk (the national average)
- Be grateful that you're not Prince Charles making nicey nice with inner-city kids in Philadelphia shooting basketballs in a double breasted suit
- Finally, if you ever need a pick me up, just watch the Today show and be reminded that life really doesn't suck! I just did and it worked!
Feel better, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane