Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Stipend to Hell

I found this crazy list here.
My total was $415.60

Smoked pot..........$10
Did acid..........$5
Ever had sex at church..........$25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you..........$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace..........$25
Had sex for money..........$100
Vandalized something..........$20
Had sex on your parents' bed..........$10
Beat up someone..........$20
Been jumped..........$10
Crossed dressed..........$10
Given money to stripper..........$25
Been in love with a stripper..........$20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know..........$.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work..........$15
Ever drive drunk..........$20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk..........$50
Used toys while having sex..........$30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before..........$20
Went skinny dipping..........$5
Had sex in a pool..........$20
Kissed someone of the same sex..........$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex..........$20
Cheated on your significant other..........$10
Masturbated..........$10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend..........$20
Done oral..........$5
Got oral..........$5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving..........$25
Stole something..........$10
Had sex with someone in jail..........$25
Made a nasty home video..........$15
Had a threesome..........$50
Had sex in the wild..........$20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex..........$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars..........$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older..........$20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27..........$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time..........$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it..........$25
Went streaking..........$5
Went streaking in broad daylight..........$15
Been arrested..........$5
Spent time in jail..........$15
Peed in the pool..........$0.50
Played spin the bottle..........$5
Done something you regret..........$20
Had sex with your best friend..........$20
Had sex with someone you work with at work..........$25
Had anal sex..........$80
Lied to your mate..........$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good..........$25

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