Saturday, April 28, 2007

Another Wacky Junk Email

I received the following email at work from the email address: Flora Pruitt [Jennysandwich's@reallyfast.info].

Subject: The Charm of this Man

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I know, it's just loopy, but here's the kicker, attached to the top was the following graphic:


Seems to me an odd way to sell boner meds.

2 comments:

Jessica said...

I sent that to you.

Chris said...

Jessica - You know all the right things to say!