...that MRI machines need to be that noisy.
...that the billions spent on the space program have or will ever pay off.
...that the weather can be any more accurately predicted with fancy doppler radar equipment than a stick and a saliva moistened finger (or an arthritic knee).
...anything that Rod Blagojevich says.
...that Oprah is that bummed out about being 200 pounds.
...that computer viruses are anything other than the creation of the people who sell anti-virus software.
...that I can come up with any more things I don't believe right now because I am dog tired...Good night.