Stolen with love from Joy's FB
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the FIRST definition it gives you.
Tag 10 people. (Consider yourself tagged if it tickles you to be tagged and not tagged of that is your preference).
Your name: Chris
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time.
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
Your age? 44
.44 Magnum firearm.
My 44 make sure all yo' kids don't grow!
One of your friends? John
A person who uses the services of a prostitute.
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse.
What should you be doing? Napping
Code for having sex. Used primarily by ex-couples who try to fool roommates into believing they are not making the sex. Highly unsuccessful.
Dude, are you and Juli back together?
Nah, we were just napping.
Favorite color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, locations for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.
Bklynz da shit man :)
Month of your birth? December
The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
Last person you talked to? Mark
noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on what's going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see their made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.
This town has a lot of marks.
One of your nicknames? Computer Dude
“Computer Whore” - someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer.
casey alan thomas aka "scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore.
Type of car you drive? Jeep Cherokee
1. A Native American tribe in the United States
2. A type of Jeep that kicks ass, especially 4wd Jeep Cherokees
1. Dude, the Cherokee Native Americans are awesome
2. My Jeep Cherokee can go through mud like a knife cuttin' hot butter
Take your full name and type each individual name into the search bar of urbandictionary.com For your first name, pull the first definition that comes up, for your middle name the second, and for your last name, the third. Then put them all together.
I am going to opt out of this part....just thought I’d throw it in there in case it made you feel tingly.