Saturday, September 25, 2010

S - - t Happens!

"There I stood, when I should have sat
took a leak, then oops! I shat (a little)

DISCLAIMER CHECKLIST:
  1. The following post may be considered gross. Check
  2. This post may easily be construed as TMI. Check
  3. The post title is far more literal than I hoped it would ever be. Check
  4. I’ve added a humorous video clip at the end to temper the horrid reality of this post. Check
Okay then, if you’ve stuck around to read on, here’s what happened to me today.
I was dozing on my couch. The plan was to go out to the Indian market to get a few items I need for a recipe but my body had decided a nap was a priority before my errands.
I awoke from the nap with the urge to pee and so I ran into the bathroom on my main floor and went about my business from the traditional standing position. At the tail end of the stream of (un)consciousness, I sensed the desire release excess gasses from the traditional below the neck orifice when all of a sudden, a simple fart became a shart.
My body stood paralyzed as I entered an amazingly brief state of shock and then upon uttering a loud, and quite literal, “Oh, Shit!”, I strategically waddled my way upstairs to assess the damages and take care of business.
I was pleased that there was no damage to any clothing and all was quite simple from there – I remained in a scattered and uncertain state for a (boxer) brief time and got on with my day after a delightful mid-afternoon shower.
And now for a funny clip from SNL:
 

Friday, September 17, 2010

PODCAST: 15 Albums in 15 Minutes for 15 Friends - Part 3 of 3

NOTE: If you prefer to dowload the podcast so that you can listen on your iPod or other device, click the title of this post to go to the Podcast site, where there is a download link for the podcast.
Hey everyone, this is the conclusion of this 3 part series and will feature music and stories about the following albums:



I had such a good time working on this project and truly appreciate the feedback. For those of you who have enjoyed this series, I have created a new list of 15 albums, sort of a follow-up list that will lead to a new 3 part series of podcasts...coming soon; more on that soon, in the meantime, enjoy part 3.


Saturday, September 11, 2010

PODCAST: 15 Albums in 15 Minutes for 15 Friends - Part 2

NOTE: If you prefer to dowload the podcast so that you can listen on your iPod or other device, click the title of this post to go to the Podcast site, where there is a download link for the podcast.

Are you ready for part 2? I had yet another blast recording this, a bit better production value than part 1. I hope you enjoy it...please let me know. Here the music I'll be playing/discussing:

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Part 3 yet to come!


Saturday, September 04, 2010

PODCAST: 15 Albums in 15 Minutes for 15 Friends - Part 1

NOTE: If you prefer to dowload the podcast so that you can listen on your iPod or other device, click the title of this post to go to the Podcast site, where there is a download link for the podcast.

This started out as a Facebook Note from a friend that I decided to expand into a 3 part podcast. Here is a look at some of the music I'll be talking about here in part 1:



I had a blast working on this and I hope you enjoy the anecdotes and stories and of course, the music!