Hard to believe, not really, but it's spring break at the college and the official first day of spring is this coming Sunday. The campus is much like a ghost town - funny thing is, when the students are around and things get crazy after a while, I look forward to the quiet times and here I am two days into the quiet and think it's way too quiet.
Here are some bad names for self help books:
1. Riding the Peristaltic Wave
2. Saving for a Rainy Minute
3. 1001 Vegan Enema Recipes
4. Negotiating Skills for the Part Time Pall Bearer
5. Friends with Benefits Benefits Administration Guide