New Yorker magazine has a cartoon caption contest in every issue. I often find myself submitting captions and while I've never been selected yet, I keep giving it a go - it's a good exercise.
Here's last week's photo:
Without any thought, my first reactions was, "Doctor, is this gonna cost me an arm and a...?" Then after a brief moment of thought, I came up with, "It's not that I'm self-conscious on the dance floor, it's just that I have four left feet." I rather like this one but I cam up with another that I thought was killer and it's what I submitted: "Doctor, shouldn't I be the one on the couch?"