I'm a bit at a loss, so I am stealing this simple idea - "What are your final words for April?"
This is rather easy, my final words will be, "I taste better when I'm toasted."
I think this simple sentence can be intrepreted in a number of ways, several of which could get me a one way ticket to the looney bin, others might attract a few river rats. Regardless, I am done; which now become my actual last words - not counting these ones, which are truly my last words - if I stop right here...
You know what, "I taste better when I'm toasted."