You might be a dyslexic if, your friend send you an email asking if you want to go to yoga and you reply, "No, I don't like Hispanic foods."
Here's an overheard from 4th of July during fireworks between a father and son (whose age I peg at around 10-12):
Dad: Which is your favorite of the fireworks?
Son: The one that looks like sperm fertilizing the egg
Dad: Oh! Terrific!
It's all I've got for ya today folks...find a reason to hope and to smile.