This is what I brought up to the counter at CVS and uttered the following comment to the gentleman behind the counter, "this must be what it feels like to be an Osmond". Unfortunately, the gentleman in his thick Russian accent said, "I am sorry, who is this Osmond?"
I thought it was too good not to share. Now, since some of you will rib me as to why I would consider buying that much toothpaste at one time, the answer is simple, the combination of sale pricing and extrabucks made it such that it makes perfect sense.
Go ahead, rib away, I know you are going to.
BTW, I can still do a pretty decent Russian accent from all those years working on Kings Highway!