Friday, August 28, 2015

Baa

This is an actual thread that took place on the bulletin board for the town where I live:

DW August 27 at 8:53pm: We have loose sheep in the area of Shaw's. I have no permit's in this area so if someone knows where they belong send the owner up there.

ME: How many people's immediate reaction was to think of a good sheep joke? August 27 at 8:58pm · Like · 8

ME: :) August 27 at 8:58pm

RRL: I just kept sayin "bbbaaaaaaaahh" August 27 at 8:59pm · Like · 1

ME: Somebody please reply, "just ewe" (then I'll delete this so it will look like your idea) LOL! August 27 at 9:00pm · Like · 8

LS: I live in that area. Given the stink outside my house I hope Mr. Skunk is not looking for the lost lambs. August 27 at 9:06pm

JM: Haha the police are laughing over the radio about the sheep August 27 at 9:07pm · Like · 4

JK: Did anyone contact Little Bo Peep? August 27 at 9:16pm · Like · 6

CH: Could they be from Sherborn? August 27 at 9:16pm · Like · 2

JM: Jennifer I tried him he told me to call Mary but she didn't answer August 27 at 9:17pm · Like · 3

CH: Come on guys give her a break August 27 at 9:17pm · Like · 1

NL: Did you try counting them? August 27 at 9:17pm · Like · 8

JM: Haha August 27 at 9:17pm

JM: Ba ba black sheep August 27 at 9:18pm

MC: This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read! August 27 at 9:18pm · Like · 5

RL: I live very close...wonder if that is what my dogs were going crazy about when I just had them out for their final biz! Hope they get captured so the coyotes don't get them August 27 at 9:19pm · Like · 1

LS: Mary is too contrary to go find her dumb sheep August 27 at 9:19pm · Like · 4

SC: Yeah, these puns are getting pretty Baaaaaaaaa'd. August 27 at 9:19pm · Like · 5

CH: Donna do u need any help trying to get them? August 27 at 9:20pm · Like · 1

SC: Okay, I feel pretty sheepish about that last post. August 27 at 9:22pm · Like · 1

LS: Don't pull the wool over our eyes, now August 27 at 9:23pm · Like · 2

NL: I really hope they stay off the road and don't make any illegal ewe turns. August 27 at 9:23pm · Like · 11

ME: Winter is just around the corner, anyone know the shortest route from sheep to sweater? August 27 at 9:26pm · Like · 4

JM: Christopher sheep are back at the farm now August 27 at 9:28pm · Like · 3

ME: Where there's wool, there's a way. August 27 at 9:28pm · Like · 8

LS: I herd they were lost, are ewe sure they were returned? August 27 at 9:29pm · Like· 9

JM: Yeah they wool returned to safety August 27 at 9:31pm · Like· 7

BD: Shaw's just announced a sale on fresh lamb chops. Supplies are limited. August 27 at 9:34pm · Like · 13

MC: That gets an "ewww!" August 27 at 9:35pm · Like · 4

FTM: Hope they are safe. August 27 at 9:35pm · Like · 2

ME: This is my favorite thread ever on this board. August 27 at 9:36pm · Like · 13

JDS: Can't we shear them for a little longer? August 27 at 9:38pm · Like · 6

JK: I got it!!!! They were taking one of the bags to the dame then one to the little boy who lived down the lane.... August 27 at 9:42pm · Like · 6

DW: They're all home safe after stopping traffic on 126. They had quite an adventure. August 27 at 9:42pm · Like · 16

JM: Well they were going to the dame but they got busted #leavethesheepalone August 27 at 9:43pm · Like · 1

JDS: Glad they are all sheep shape and sound smile emoticon August 27 at 9:45pm · Like · 2

Natasha Lloyd:


 August 27 at 9:45pm · Like · 7

NL: ^^ a photo taken earlier on 126 August 27 at 9:45pm · Like · 4

JDS: I wonder how many of these sheeps were in fact escaped convicts on the lamb? August 27 at 9:45pm · Like · 9

JE: Sorry Chris [ME], I think this post is baahhd. August 27 at 9:46pm · Like · 6

JM: After that adventure they will sheep like a baby tonight August 27 at 9:46pm · Like · 2

JDS: Because we all find this so entertaining are we in fact 'sheeple' ? August 27 at 9:47pm · Like · 3 

ME: When I can't get to sleep tonight, I am just going to count all the sheep posts here...seriously, glad they are safe and that we were all able to share a laugh as a community! August 27 at 9:47pm · Like · 10

John Esposito my name is Clarice...it was me!!


August 27 at 9:52pm · Like · 2

CRW: Omg this is hysterical!!!! August 27 at 9:53pm · Like· 1

DTN: Good n"ewes" they're home! 🐏🐏🐏 August 27 at 9:55pm · Like· 5

JDS: Nobody started a 'sheepstakes' pool? August 27 at 9:58pm · Like· 2

LS: I thought of a Silence of the Lambs reference John but I thought there would be a shear outrage August 27 at 10:01pm · Like · 5

JE: Does Shaws sell Fava Beans.? August 27 at 10:01pm · Like · 2

[There was another video from Silence of the Lambs posted but withdrawn later]

JE: oh man did you really post that??lol August 27 at 10:12pm

TP: Enjoyed this banter immensely! August 27 at 10:32pm · Like · 2

TH: Little Bo Peep where are you. August 27 at 10:33pm · Like · 1

LJL: If there were ever awards on this page for favorite threads, this would get my vote, LOL. Much appreciated humor. On a serious note, after someone nearly Tboning me at Eliot/126/earlier (due to cell phone stuck in her ear and seeming unawareness she was in an intersection) I am really happy none of the sheep got hit. Tough strip of road. 18 hrs · Like · 5

JW: Who knew Ashlanders were so clever? Well done all of you! 18 hrs · Like · 2

JK: the kudos goes to Dona who spent her night saving sheep! :) 17 hrs · Like · 4

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